When my late wife comes home, I have already cooked dinner and I am very happy to wait for her to eat. "Husband, you can be a chef after cooking."
I smiled. "Don’t talk nonsense. My cooking is just like your appetite. Eat more."
"People don’t want it. If you eat too much, you will get fat. You won’t like people."
"It doesn’t matter if you gain ten pounds."
"No, it’s better to be slim."
"Wife, I’m going out later."
"What are you doing out late?"
"I went to cheat."
The wife’s face became dignified as soon as she brushed it. She caught a meal of food and chopsticks and could see that her heart was not calm.
I quickly laughed. "I lied to you, but this trip is definitely to show me a honey trap. Why do you think I am so popular?"
The wife’s sparkling eyes curiously asked, "Husband, who is going to give you a honey trap? Is that Lin Miaomiao or Zhao Siying’s mother and daughter?" Mother and daughter flowers, er, what should you call them mother and daughter if you have a baby in the future? "
I looked at my wife in consternation and found out for the first time that her wife had such a dirty side, which was just like the little witch Yu Qingxue.
"Husband, I support you to collect both Zhao’s mother and daughter. This Uber mother and daughter collected early so that they can harm the whole life."
I went straight to the dining table. "Why are you so excited when my wife finds me cheating? You don’t have a green hat tendency."
The body of the Chapter 135 【 candid glasses 】
Generally, the green hat tendency means that men have it. Now I find that my wife seems to have it, too. She really wants me to cheat.
However, my wife denied, "Husband, how can you think that? I’m not. I’m just more avant-garde than others. You see, the lions in the jungle have always been a group of lionesses wandering around a lion. This is natural selection. Powerful men are worthy of women’s pursuit, because they have to be the best genes to continue their offspring."
"Hey, hey, I’m talking to you about cheating, not teaching animal encyclopedia."
"Isn’t the husband an animal?"
"People are animals. Oh, no, people are different from animals. How can people be as rational and moral as animals?"
"Husband, when are you and me different from animals?"
I’m a dumb wife. It’s really crooked to the extreme. It’s just that I can’t say anything about her as a science teacher.
"Well, the husband is still an animal, but people themselves create a society to make a country. What do these ruling classes want to make a country? It’s not enough to satisfy their own selfish desires. Look around and see which of these people are not rich and powerful, and the husband has a woman. Our family is poor, but the husband, you are so busy and favored by so many beautiful women, which shows how attractive you are. Good man, you are much better than these animals who know how to oppress people."
"But I can’t cheat."
"Really?"
I immediately realized that my wife was going to say something about Liu Ying, saying, "Liu Ying is an exception. I didn’t expect her to drag me into the Woods just to rip off my pants. Besides, she had the heart to set up a game. I was also benefited from it from beginning to end. I was also a victim."
"Husband, just hit the heels. Anyway, you can do it if you are cheating."
"So what? I didn’t really sleep with Liu Ying. She just gave me her mouth … one."
"Husband, I didn’t want to say that she can. What I want to say is that you don’t feel depressed sometimes?"
"What depression?"
"Look, you see that beautiful women have the impulse to try something new and seek excitement, but are you particularly depressed and depressed to death when you are surrounded by me?"
I looked at my wife awkwardly and didn’t know what to say. A good wife has a good grasp of this man’s psychology, and every sentence pokes a little bit, which makes me explain.
"See, you are a real person, and sometimes you are bound by yourself. I have to say that the Japanese do a good job in this respect. If the husband wants a wife, he will contribute to let the husband go out and release it. Later, the husband will say that the wife will take good care of her, so that the family is happier than many families in our country?"
"Is there? But I still think cheating is wrong. "
"If you can’t release the depression, you will feel irritable. How can people live a good life? People have desires to be satisfied before they have happiness. It’s nothing to be derailed. I don’t care about these things. Husband, your heart will always be my body. Besides, you are so strong that people can’t stand it alone."
Section 219
My wife’s words made my bones brittle. If my wife had said this half a month ago, I would have been particularly happy, but now I can’t be happy because I always think she would allow me to cheat because of guilt.